Gallows humor at Johnson Space Center

There's some dark humor making its way around Johnson Space Center these days, and SciGuy blogger Eric Berger's dug up some of it.
He's come across a couple suggestions for a redesigned Constellation patch and a rewrite of the song Hotel California. An excerpt from the clever ditty:
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find a job that's fun
Like the one I had before
'Relax,' said the Congress,
'We are programmed to deceive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!'
See the patches, get the story from chron.com.